I actually googled plumbing innuendos. For some reason "Laying Pipe" was the most common, and the most PG. I barely considered "Nobody gets you wet like a plumber", which is a testament to how much I've grown up. You're welcome.
Today I was a plumber.
They gave me a van.
They made me a logo.
I handled my tools while they filmed from behind a bush.
"This is proper acting" thought I, as I smiled as Miles, the suavest man to ever share the screen with me. Miles was dressed impeccably- a fantastic orange suit that camouflaged well with my custom designed van, reducing him to nothing more than a floating head, bobbing around grinning and wielding that cool finger point in my direction. Proper acting.