I'm the Beast?!
Tits and teeth. Actually, mostly teeth.
This week brought a great commercial for Disney entitled "Beauty and the Beast". Can you imagine how APPALLED I was on arriving to discover I am not, in fact, beautiful.
I mean, come on. I'm a plus size model for God's sake! All I hear and see on glossy billboards is that larger people are b e a u t i f u l.
And yet now all those strides forward against oppression and negativism have been put in reverse, in one single job booking.
Sorry. I guess I'm just rising to the bait and accepting my fate.
I am Beastly.